Teacher

I was sitting enjoying early morning silence on a bench in front of a convenience store, lost in my thoughts, when this being appeared sitting beside me, pulled out her phone loudly playing a silly TV games show, and promptly started to pop the bubbles in a large sheet of bubblewrap that she had brought with her. You can imagine my immediate first thought but then I realised that she had been sent to test me and train my tolerance. Thank you, teacher.